why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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