I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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