I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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