Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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