She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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