oh god the rape fog is back!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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