Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Pappa wants mamma naked
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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