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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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