I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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