So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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