I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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