i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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