On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just want nice things and good sex
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize