normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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