Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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