Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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