I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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