I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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