Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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