"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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