It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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