Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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