Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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