Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm always down for nudity.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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