he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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