quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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