i can juggle bunnies
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.