My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.