She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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