Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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