i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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