Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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