what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I need moral support for this bender
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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