ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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