I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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