His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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