He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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