Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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