Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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