just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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