I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
