Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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