Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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