Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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