Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes