that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that