Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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