She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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