erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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