when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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