This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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