508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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