It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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