Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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