Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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