i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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