Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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