people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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