Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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