Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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