do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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